Borscht Boxer thread

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Borscht Boxer thread

Postby Dreamstate » Fri Nov 22, 2013 5:52 pm

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Re: Boxter thread

Postby professor science » Fri Nov 22, 2013 6:45 pm

I am a fan of the 986...
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Re: Boxter thread

Postby Maraschino Larry » Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:19 pm

This will not help my latest obsession :)
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Re: Boxter thread

Postby mushroom_curry » Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:16 pm

But it will help me understand the basis of this obsession
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Re: Boxter thread

Postby Maraschino Larry » Mon Nov 25, 2013 6:05 pm

Rob fix the thread title... It's missing an ess
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Re: Boxter thread

Postby professor science » Mon Nov 25, 2013 6:07 pm

I'm going to let it stay. Piss everyone off. :p
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Re: Boxter thread

Postby Maraschino Larry » Mon Nov 25, 2013 6:27 pm

I'm not paying my dues this is an outrage
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Re: Boxter thread

Postby mushroom_curry » Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:27 pm

I feel that this is a chick vehicle.
Would have to be twin-turbo RWB'd to be manly and correct the damn lack of hips on it.
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Re: Boxter thread

Postby Maraschino Larry » Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:32 pm

That's what most people think. In reality it's an attainable, balanced driver's car. But you have to be able to deal with the stigma.

PS: Was this always in my forum?? Hahaha
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Re: Porch Boxter thread

Postby Maraschino Larry » Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:47 pm

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996 GT3 look bumper is great
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Black on black with turbo twists is a very good look
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Re: Porch Boxter thread

Postby professor science » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:29 pm

track rat. yes.
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Re: Porch Boxter thread

Postby wide_load » Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:37 am

Buy one and you'll have to forever deal with all the beater car owners who comment on your "poor man's porsche"
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Re: Porch Boxter thread

Postby professor science » Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:30 am

What? People without a Porsche would pass judgement on someone for having something they like? Nooooooo. :p
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Re: Porch Boxter thread

Postby mushroom_curry » Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:52 am

Well Rob yeah I was gonna agree and say I would totally pass judgement on someone for having a Boxstar... BUT

F* you Rick...

I like the grey one... and I hate you for having posted that. I would definitely drive that. Would also slap the wheels from the first one posted on this thread on it.
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Re: Porch Boxter thread

Postby Dreamstate » Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:40 am

The 996 bumper completes the front.

Did I really spell it Porch? Again? I am never going to be able to own one if I keep doing that.
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Re: Borscht Boxter thread

Postby professor science » Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:25 pm

Fixed it.
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Re: Borscht Boxter thread

Postby Maraschino Larry » Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:20 pm

Yeah I'm at a point in my life where I don't give a shit what anybody thinks about my cars, so people can draw their conclusions while I enjoy myself. Seriously considering working one of these into our car shuffle next year.

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Re: Borscht Boxer thread

Postby Dreamstate » Tue Nov 26, 2013 5:41 pm

Good news! After an extensive google search, I was unable to find any boxters with sawblades. Time to source some 5x130 to 5x120 adapters!

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Re: Borscht Boxer thread

Postby Maraschino Larry » Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:24 pm

Hahaha yes time to set some trends. In reality I think I'd be on the hunt for a set of those 5 hold stroesks for stunting, and grab some sort of cheap lightweight tire rack crap for track days if I get into it.
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Re: Borscht Boxer thread

Postby Dreamstate » Fri Nov 29, 2013 2:03 pm

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Re: Borscht Boxer thread

Postby Maraschino Larry » Fri Nov 29, 2013 2:18 pm

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Re: Borscht Boxer thread

Postby Dreamstate » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:06 pm

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Re: Borscht Boxer thread

Postby Maraschino Larry » Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:06 pm

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Re: Borscht Boxer thread

Postby Dreamstate » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:35 pm

That whole package makes this a VERY attractive car to buy.

What's the cost of the aero bits? I assume you have priced this out :P
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Re: Borscht Boxer thread

Postby tripwalking » Sat Jul 12, 2014 12:25 am

Countdown's on, randy!


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