Rant Thread

In a world of rules and regulations, in here, anything goes… except boobies :(

Re: Rant Thread

Postby tripwalking » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:42 pm

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Come on, get more than one person with one eye to look at your ad. With the literary talent here, we should be able to open a firm.


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Re: Rant Thread

Postby professor science » Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:04 pm

Taylor Fit probably comes from Taylor Made, a play on "Tailor-Made" (though I don't know why, as no one in the company was named Taylor).

Am I missing anything else?

It's not nearly as bad almost as bad as people writing "could/would/should of" in place of "could/would/should have" from the sound of the contraction "could've/would've/should've".

Can we start a "Grammar Fail" thread?
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Re: Rant Thread

Postby Maraschino Larry » Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:17 pm

lol... I hope the person that labels the wiring isn't the same person that wrote the ad :lol:

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Can we start a "Grammar Fail" thread?


I think you'll need more server space... might be more efficient to do a "Grammar Win" thread.
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Re: Rant Thread

Postby tripwalking » Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:35 pm

Rob, you're very kind.
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Re: Rant Thread

Postby tripwalking » Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:38 pm

Connected to this rant is my rant of newspapers choosing photos during the Olympics of female competitor's crotches. It was remarkable. The figure skating picture was of a girl with her leg over her head, shot straight up her crotch. Diving, same deal.
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Re: Rant Thread

Postby professor science » Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:08 pm

Watching American news/sports broadcasts.

"Furmiliar" - no animals or bearded men on screen.
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Re: Rant Thread

Postby Maraschino Larry » Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:54 pm

Is that like a fertografer?
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Re: Rant Thread

Postby professor science » Tue Dec 31, 2013 3:55 pm

Also, I have to agree with DW. For that to be coincidence seems unlikely.
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Re: Rant Thread

Postby Maraschino Larry » Tue Dec 31, 2013 3:56 pm

Sounds like your h20 coverage
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Re: Rant Thread

Postby professor science » Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:32 am

Boob Safari was Waterfest :p

Also, I am not a journalist.
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Re: Rant Thread

Postby Maraschino Larry » Sat Jan 11, 2014 3:36 pm

professor science wrote:Watching American news/sports broadcasts.

"Furmiliar" - no animals or bearded men on screen.


Host on 89.1 (cbc) said "framiliar" yesterday...
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Re: Rant Thread

Postby wide_load » Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:06 pm

Change.org

What once was a site that seemed to be doing a little good in the world has now been filled with everyone's ridiculous ideas on what they think is wrong with the world and only needs 100,000 signatures to make it right. If anything, their ignorance to the rest of the world's real problems is really just eliminating the concept and purpose of a real petition to start a movement. Now, we need a petition for everything it seems. As a highlight, I've chosen a few that really stand out as something the world is desperate for and needs to be addressed right away.

NFL Teams: Pay Your Cheerleaders A Living Wage - Who fucking cares? If they don't like their wages, quit!
Make Plus-Size Princesses in Disney Movies! - Don't watch them if you don't like them!
Stop punishing NFL players for using marijuana! - really?
McDonald's: It's Time For A Healthy, Meatless Option - Here's a solution, eat somewhere else!

So thanks everyone who thinks their petty little issues are more important than the worlds real problems. Thanks for ruining the world, one petition at a time.
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Re: Rant Thread

Postby tripwalking » Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:18 pm

Has anyone created a petition to delete ridiculous petitions? People are so content to feel like they're doing something by signing their name. I feel sometimes like we're one or two generations away from some sort of labour collapse. Not sure if that's the correct term for what I'm thinking, but kids/teens are really used to handouts, it seems to me.
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Re: Rant Thread

Postby mushroom_curry » Fri Feb 07, 2014 2:46 pm

I'm happy to start a petition called "F* YOUR CAUSE".
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